Engrish poem? Or is it OCR gone wrong?

The lines in the following pictures were printed on a bag.
I think they are supposed to be a poem of some kind.
But this definitely looks like some type of "engrish", or some kind of OCR gone wrong.
Or both!

Ha ha ha!
To make things more weird, this Blogger has rotated the pictures in weird positions! :)))
(probably by using the phone orientation when I took the photos)

The IT Matrix

Take what you want

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

I would like a raise

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

Elbonia computer experts

I moved our software development work to the impoverished nation of Elbonia. They write high-quality code for six cents a day!

Smartphone users (iPhone vs. Blackberry vs. Android)

Freaky wireless technology

Freaky birthday card

I Am Hungary