BMW Donkey

Linux Baby Rocker

Hallucination

Conspiracy Theory

- I'm telling you - the man and the dog are definitely working together...
- For God's sake, Trevor, always you with that conspiracy stuff!

Two irish ducks crossing the road

Two irish ducks crossing the road. The one at the back goes ”Quack, quack”.
The other one turns round and says, ”Fer facks sake, I’m going as quack as I can!”

Car Wash

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Very nice, but I think they might have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch ...