Monday, September 13, 2010

A job interview for a government institution

Some guy goes to a job interview for a Government Agency.
The recruiter asks: "Are you alergic to anything?", to which the guy replies:
"Yes, caffeine."

"Have you worked for other public services before?"
"Yes, I was in the army." the guy answers, "I was in Afghanistan twice."

The recruiter says: "This will offer you 5 points advantage in being selected for this post."

Then he asks, "Do you have any handicap?"
The guy says: "Yes. A landmine exploded near me when I was in Afghanistan and I lost both my testicles".

The job recruiter makes a grimace and then he says, "OK! You have sufficient points to be hired. The normal daily schedule is 8:00 to 16:00. But tomorrow you can begin at 12:00 - and you can also come to work everyday at 12:00"

The guy is confused and asks: "If the normal daily schedule is 8:00 to 16:00, then why do you want me to come at 12:00? I don't want any special treatment..."

The recruiter replies: "What you must understand is that this is a job for a government institution. Every day from 8:00 to 10:00 we drink our coffee, and then until about 12:00 we scratch our testicles... So it makes no sense for you to come here at 8:00 ..."



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