Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace .............. What do you think?"

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line..."



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