Son of Bill Gates asks his father: - Dad, I'd like to try to have sex, what should I do? - That's simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally rent a president suite and she'll be yours. And that's all. - But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting ... - My boy... all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free.