Sunday, October 01, 2006

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed...

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: - "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: - "Definitely not!"
WIFE: - "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: - "Of course I do."
WIFE: - "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: - "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: - "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: - (makes audible groan)
WIFE: - "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: - "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: - "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: - "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: - "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: - "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: - "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: - "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: - "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: - "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: - "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: - "No, she's left-handed."



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