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Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Traian Basescu died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth II said "I miss Britain, I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you?" The devil replied "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back to her sit.
George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too". He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Traian Basescu was even more jealous & started screaming: "I want to call Romania, I want to see how everybody is doing there. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody". He called Romania and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "One dollar". Basescu is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local"